Maybe you can see the future in your dreams!? X - gene!

I would probably very most definitely be very okay with this.

I got my dad a tie with piggies on it for easter and then he accidentally ate mac and cheese with bacon in it (he’s a pescatarian).

PREMONITIONS.

wooow

wooooooow

woooooooooow

yes i want to have sex with this individual

lords make it happen.

i don’t even know what’s happening anymore

yeah im gonna log night babes

Those were two text posts I tried to write earlier today but now I think I’m tired enough that I don’t care how quality my blogging is so text post spam is on.

I keep having dreams about me breastfeeding my child and then some scary man tries to steal my baby and I finally figured out where this came from.

Dairy cows.

I am having dairy cow dreams.

I was originally like, “I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING FILL MY WOMB DREAMS.”

And now I’m fucking angry.

I was so fucking scared in my dreams.

It was only a fucking dream and I was terrified.

FUCK DAIRY
FUCK YOU

I had a dream about someone I follow on here and so they came over and we cooked food together and then they were like “You don’t have to clean the dishes.” and I was like, “But they’ll get ucky if I don’t.” and they were like, “Okay.” And then we watched lord of the rings return of the king and cuddled on the couch.

and like

I feel like it was headed towards a sex dream

but it ended.

I have wrote and deleted 10 text posts today.

i am doing guud

I need a bedazzled princess pirate treasure chest for all my sex toys plz make this happen.

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz
ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

"Victorian Velociraptor with Violets." Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

"MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?"
lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
entwife:

mystiqueetoile:

She’s in the mirror like “what up beautiful, I’m so happy to see you!”

God damnit! Cutest EVER!
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