Garden Gnome Orgy❤

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

like who would pay $500 for a jacket

>but it’s so pretty.

but it’s $500 

>but it’s perfect.

muffystopheles:

Things that are creepy:

  • Persistence after someone has said NO or STOP, or has made it clear they are not interested in your advances
  • Invalidating someone’s “no”
  • Only stopping your advances when somebody informs you they are taken (you are telling this person their “no” alone is not enough, which means you do not respect them)
  • Asking “why” when somebody rejects your advances
  • Asking “why not” when somebody refuses to give you their phone number

Identical twins are identical.

kasudoll:

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carstairsangel:

  • When not all the books in the series are the same height.
  • When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
  • When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
  • When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
  • Basically just books.
  • God damn them.

can we take a moment to appreciate dick in the butt.

appreciation noted.

zombiebatz:

animeshawty:

shinoddddd:

ラバーダックの空気が一夜で抜けた

oh no

My hopes and dreams are literally shattered now. 

P much dying over year old pictures of me
Learn fashion plz

Daww mobs

I just realized I haven’t been on SL in like 3 weeks.

ohnoes

ceruleanreverie:

this is still the funniest thing ive ever made probably

I DONT LIKE JAMES DEEN.

GO AWAY