Garden Gnome Orgy❤

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:11:05 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:32 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:35:56 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:35:08 -0400

punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:05:59 -0400

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:34 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:12 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:58 -0400

starfail: NoT in MYy KItCHEN BITCH

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:37:41 -0400

starfail:

NoT in MYy KItCHEN BITCH

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:24:55 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:24:04 -0400

I just ordered this~~

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:40 -0400

i have no problem with pointing out that anyone of any gender can be an abuser, rapist, pedophile...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:59:22 -0400

i have no problem with pointing out that anyone of any gender can be an abuser, rapist, pedophile etc because that’s absolutely true.

but the problem with always emphasizing “yes but it happens to everyone, not just women (or people of colour, or trans* people, etc)!” is that it depoliticizes the issue.

violence is not an accident, it is reflective of social power relations that permeate society at every level

taraison: Paul Lasaine, The Prince of Egypt illustrations

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:58:45 -0400

taraison:

Paul Lasaine, The Prince of Egypt illustrations

221badwolfstreet: aswimmersparadise: Let me tell you something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:58:32 -0400

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would write me up.

I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

theshitpeopletweet: networkandsharingcenter: globochem: This...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:57:26 -0400

theshitpeopletweet:

networkandsharingcenter:

globochem:

This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.

the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop

How the fuck can you get banned from Germany since those guys are pretty hardcore last time I checked.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:56:51 -0400

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:56:31 -0400

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

seitanpancake: sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zom...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:54:55 -0400

seitanpancake:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

YEAH WE SAVED THOSE DUCKS LIKE CHAMPS LET’S GO GET SOME KFC!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 14:54:04 -0400